Effective Prima Freaking's Selfish Ledger VS Accelerated Data Exhaust's Invisible Hand

 

AMERICAN OLIGARCHY

Why the fuck should you, you useless eater, care what THEY are up to?

If you don't like Ahriman's antics go live in a cave.

Or better yet pray to Calgon Jesus to Rapture you right past the Chemtrails and Van Allen Belts.

Planned BLACK SWANS be darned, I don't care HOW RIGGED it is, Capitalism is still subject to natural law - chaos, changing personal values, heck, the weather even.

Disaster Capitalism. Surveillance Capitalism.

The Entropy-Activated Economy's last gasps.

You're jealous of the rich? You wanna live in a mansion and cruise the world in a Giga Yacht?

Me too. I already have a name for my Yacht - LILIAN'S REVENGE - and oh yes, it'll have a theatre, a game room, a gym, a restaurant kitchen, a landing pad for my Antigravity VTOL, a bar, a lounge, and a crew of hottie redheads named Jasmine and Terri and Jill and Margaret.

I'm tired of not having meals made for me, of not having a harem, of not having a billion toys and a mountain of designer drugs.

Seek Ye First The Kingdom of God...

OK, yup, there it is, one nanometer past the variable speed of light / firmament.

Cool, now give me the royalties I blew off for Westinghouse's sake.

Give me ALL the $$$ the fossil fuel industry has made in the past 100 years.

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You wanna know why GASLIGHTING was the #1 googled word of 2023?

It's because we went from: 

HERE'S AN AD ON FACEBOOK BASED ON WHAT YOU SPOKE NEAR A PHONE TWO DAYS AGO.

to:

HERE'S A YOUTUBE RECOMMEND OF WHAT YOU JUST THOUGHT ABOUT TWO SECONDS AGO.

If you think that I am crazy...or YOU are going that general direction...

REMEMBER, you can't gaslight a person that's already bat-shit and/or accepts that privacy is a joke.

We think it's fucking hilarious, watching you muggle normtards think about whether to tell someone it "just keeps happening" OR NOT:

"Hey, Karen, you won't believe this but the other day I THOUGHT about Hamster Turds, I know, totally random, but I'm THINKING of getting Jenna a hamster for her birthday and I was wondering if hamster turds are stinky. Did you know wombat turds come out as little cubes?"

*hits the spliff*

"...I mean, how does that work? Do they have square buttholes and it's like that play-doh factory thing? So I was THINKING, if hamster turds are stinky could I use cedar shavings in the hamster house to mask the stink, oh hey, did you ever see that Youtube channel where the guy makes, like, this Sea Lab shit for his hamsters? 

I'm all, dude, what if there's a leak, it's not like there's Hamster-Scuba-Schools everywhere. Eh, he seems to have due diligence and engineering skills...anyway, I don't really like cedar smell. Hamsters are still rodents, right? Like, ferrets will instinctively poop in a corner but I imagine hamsters just poop anywhere. If that's the case..."

*hits the spliff*

"...I don't wanna haveta change hamster detritus fluffins every frickin weekend, and Jenna may not be into it, I mean her pet goldfish lasted a week because she thought it might like green Slush Puppie, soooo, y'know, she may not be mature enough to clean the hamster house regularly in the first place...what was I saying? Oh, yeah so I go on Youtube to do some hamster research and there's a recommend for a vid actually titled, DO HAMSTER TURDS STINK? I mean, is that weird? I had JUST thought about it, never typed it into the search window and derpydoo there it is!"

Karen replied earnestly, "Maybe you were just a little too high and you're membring it wrong?"

"Nooooo, I was not high, well just a little high. Youtube can read minds now, I'm certain of it. Member Adult Swim? I can't get that frickin Sea Lab theme song out of my head. Maybe I'll just get Jenna that Polly Pocket playset she wanted but we already have the old fish tank for the hamster so..."

Karen decided to fess up, "It happened to me too."

"Really, how'd you fix it? I usually have to listen to the actual song a few times or smudge over it with some Cattle Decapitation, Cattle Decap will get ANY song out of your head."

"No, I mean I had the Youtubes read my mind."

"NOOOO WAY, what was it?"

"It's embarrassing."

"Are we not friends?"

"OK, fine. I'm addicted to Lens Licking ASMR, but it occurred to me the other day right before I opened the Youtube tab that I never saw a dude do it unt..."

Jenna's mom interrupted, "Yeeeeah, men shouldn't be doing ASMR, it's just gross. Unless they have a nice DEEP voice and kinda half-whisper in the left ear, then that's kinda hot. I only get tingles from left ear breathy whispers, I prefer girls though cuz..."

Karen slipped in, "SO I GO on Youtube and the first 3 recommends are the ONLY male lens lickers. Crazy huh?"

"It's probably just the algorithm."

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In the future advertising will be different.

Now, you pay NOT to see Ads.

In the future...

YOU WILL PAY TO SEE ADS

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING

YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS

The scourge of modern media has jumped the attention-shark.

Unless Coke cans fall out of supermodel vaginas or people are shot in the face with shotgun shells loaded with Pop-Rocks nobody will give a shit. NOTE - I would pay to see those ads. A BLAST OF FIZZY FRUIT FLAVOR IN YO FACE!

The Clutter Problem is presenting diminishing returns:

 - I gotta remember to ask my doctor if KFC steel-belted life insurance is decaf, or was I supposed to get Ashley's 2 for 1 diet tampons in extra large or with flea and tick repellent? I think it's time to change the toaster oil in case little Johnny develops a fever from the Chef Boyardee spicy cologne for people with high blood pressure, side-effects include: subversive word salad, In-Dream Programming and Non GMO, Cage-free Old Spice for blacks only. This segment of Tide-scented Cornflakes was brought to you by Pfizer's antivaxterial black friday clearance sale on all made-up diseases for moms, dads and does your cat have severe depression? Ask your vet about Crispy Creme industrial-strength pain management systems, call

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Product Placement just pulls the legitimacy rug out from under any movie or show.

No billboards. No signs. No banners.

If you want to know about the latest in toothbrush technology - The new "Crest 3000 Plaque-Raper" uses Electro-Optically activated micro-scrubbers that self-assemble over the enamel and create little phase-conjugate plasma mirrors which sends the offending film into adjacent dimensions - you will have to pay Verizon and Microsoft a monthly fee to have ads turned on in your AR goggles.

Ads are now redundant. They were always kinda pointless - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE.

ADS ARE NOW REDUNDANT.

Thankfully, humans are not redundant yet, oh wait, they are.

Your Digital Clone is consuming REAL electricity.

That's the ONLY reason Digital Currency has the needless PROOF OF WORK tacked on to blockchain - to make IRL and SWS black mirror each other as much as possible.

Does code have DESIRE? Can it be PERSUADED?

Ya'll know about the Calorie-to-Decryption patent?

What are the implications of such a scheme?

Does it mean FAT PEOPLE are gonna be the WEALTHY ones?

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While THE ECONOMY trudges forward and your soul-crushing labor trickles up to billionaire rocket trips, some things remain true for RICH and POOR alike and do not require RNM Ahriman-To-Ledger tech.

Pizza will always taste good.

Men will always want to look at tiddies.

Cigarettes will always be addictive.

It will cost over $1 million to fill up LILIAN's REVENGE with petrol...

But the oligarchs will never know THE JOY of WORKING...

...at a Pizzeria for 8 hours, jerking off in the men's room to completion in 20 seconds flat because Becka's sweaty cleavage, jumping in the walk-in freezer for 20 seconds to cool down, and then power-smoking a Camel out back next to the dumpster because there's still dishes to do and bossman wants to get out of here early cuz he and the boys have saturday night Call of Duty and his naggy bitch wife is gone for the weekend and he said you could come over and rip bongs and he said if he gets a 50/0 KD he'll give you a $2 raise and ur like hellz yeah and ur glad you have such a cool boss and all the pizza you can eat for free and Becka's tits are SOOOO sweaty and pushed up by her apron. Then as ur doing the last of the dishes she grabs you by the belt loop and drags you into the walk-in freezer and her nips immediately pop up under her grey, V-cut, flimsy, grease-stained GIOVANNI's Tshirt which is no longer restricted by the thick apron fabric and she grabs your head with both hands and says, "Taylor, you keep looking at my girls, and we appreciate it, but I don't wear this shirt to tease you, OK, it's just so fucking hot in the kitchen, y'know, but honestly, I check out your butt sometimes, so here dude, you get 10 seconds to motorboat these puppies." And Becka pulls your face into her sweaty boob slide and instead of furburtting raspberries you instinctively lick her salty sideboobs and inhale her cucumber-melon shampoo and pinacollada lotion and imagine titty-fucking her. It's a good thing you rubbed one out 10 minutes ago. A lowly Pizza guy should not even be on the radar of a gal as hot as Becka but food service has its own rules and its own standards and you are all a well-lubricated machine and bossman does not hire retards or lazy shits so you guys crank out the best pies in town and Becka sees how hard you work and looks past your scruff and smoke stink and now you wonder if you should proposition Becka for a post-work date of sorts or if you should go rip bongs at bossman's. Becka was turned on by your surprise cleavage tonguing and says, "Taylor, we both have tomorrow off, wanna go see a movie?" And you are so flattered and have a raging hard on which she notices and gently pats and you're like, "Absofuckinglutely." She turns on her heel, wiggles her peachey bubblebutt goodbye at you. Later bossman actually gets an unheard of 50/0 KD and he says, "I was joking cuz I didn't think I'd actually pwn noobs so hard tonight but fuck, there ye go, up to $17 an hour, Taylor!"

Rich people are so bored and so up to their souls in silly power trips they forget that being poor is actually fun sometimes. They don't understand what motivates people REALLY.

So they reckon, what if we get in their heads?

As if my $300 a week means shit to them, fucking idiots.

I think poor people are stupid too. Trying to get ahead in the End Times, breeding.

Well, if you are concerned about American Oligarchy I suggest you read the FALL OF BABYLON and YES, 'Merica IS MOST CERTAINLY the prophesied Global Whore and the self-destructive 3-headed Eagle in 2 Esdras:

The Fall of Babylon the Great

18 After these things I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth was illuminated with his glory. 2 And he cried [a]mightily with a loud voice, saying, “Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and has become a dwelling place of demons, a prison for every foul spirit, and a cage for every unclean and hated bird! 3 For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth have become rich through the [b]abundance of her luxury.”

4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, “Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5 For her sins [c]have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6 Render to her just as she rendered [d]to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7 In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, ‘I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.’ 8 Therefore her plagues will come in one day—death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who [f]judges her.

The World Mourns Babylon’s Fall

9 “The kings of the earth who committed fornication and lived luxuriously with her will weep and lament for her, when they see the smoke of her burning, 10 standing at a distance for fear of her torment, saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour your judgment has come.’

11 “And the merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her, for no one buys their merchandise anymore: 12 merchandise of gold and silver, precious stones and pearls, fine linen and purple, silk and scarlet, every kind of citron wood, every kind of object of ivory, every kind of object of most precious wood, bronze, iron, and marble; 13 and cinnamon and incense, fragrant oil and frankincense, wine and oil, fine flour and wheat, cattle and sheep, horses and chariots, and bodies and souls of men. 14 The fruit that your soul longed for has gone from you, and all the things which are rich and splendid have [g]gone from you, and you shall find them no more at all. 15 The merchants of these things, who became rich by her, will stand at a distance for fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, 16 and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city that was clothed in fine linen, purple, and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls! 17 For in one hour such great riches [h]came to nothing.’ Every shipmaster, all who travel by ship, sailors, and as many as trade on the sea, stood at a distance 18 and cried out when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, ‘What is like this great city?’

19 “They threw dust on their heads and cried out, weeping and wailing, and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city, in which all who had ships on the sea became rich by her wealth! For in one hour she [i]is made desolate.’

20 “Rejoice over her, O heaven, and you [j]holy apostles and prophets, for God has avenged you on her!”

Finality of Babylon’s Fall

21 Then a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone and threw it into the sea, saying, “Thus with violence the great city Babylon shall be thrown down, and shall not be found anymore. 22 The sound of harpists, musicians, flutists, and trumpeters shall not be heard in you anymore. No craftsman of any craft shall be found in you anymore, and the sound of a millstone shall not be heard in you anymore. 23 The light of a lamp shall not shine in you anymore, and the voice of bridegroom and bride shall not be heard in you anymore. For your merchants were the great men of the earth, for by your sorcery all the nations were deceived. 24 And in her was found the blood of prophets and saints, and of all who were slain on the earth.”

2 Esdras 11

Common English Bible

Vision of the eagle and the lion

11 On the second night I had a dream. I saw an eagle, with twelve feathered wings and three heads, rising up from the sea. 2 As I looked, it spread its wings over the whole earth, and all the winds of heaven blew toward it, and the clouds[a] gathered around it. 3 Out of its wings grew opposing wings. These became small, tiny wings. 4 Its heads were at rest. The middle head was larger than the other heads, but it was also at rest with them.

5 I kept looking and saw the eagle flying with its wings to rule over the earth and over those who lived on the earth. 6 I saw how everything under heaven was made to submit to it, and no one opposed it, not a single creature that lives on the earth. 7 I looked and saw the eagle rise on its talons and call out to its wings, saying, 8 “Don’t all watch together. Let each one sleep in its place and take turns watching, 9 but the heads will be kept for the end.” 10 I looked and saw that the voice didn’t come from its heads but from the middle of its body. 11 I counted its opposing wings, and there were eight of them. 12 A wing arose on the right side, and it ruled over the whole earth; 13 and while it was ruling, it came to an end and disappeared so that its place vanished. The next one rose up and ruled, and it held sway a long time. 14 While it was exercising its rule, it came to its end, so that it disappeared like the previous one.

15 Then a voice rang out, saying to this wing, 16 “Listen, you who have held sway over the earth all this time. I announce[b] this to you before you begin to disappear. 17 No one after you will hold sway as long a time—not even half as long.” 18 A third wing raised itself up, and it also exercised rulership like the previous ones, and it too disappeared. 19 And so it happened to each of the wings in turn, to come to power and then never to be seen again. 20 I looked, and indeed the wings that followed on the right side also rose up in time so that they too might rule, but some of those who came to power disappeared immediately, 21 while others of them rose up but didn’t succeed in establishing their rule. 22 After all this, I looked again, and the twelve wings and two of the little wings had disappeared. 23 Nothing remained on the body of the eagle except the three heads that were at rest and six little wings.

24 I looked and noticed that two of the six little wings were set apart and remained under the head on the right side, but four remained in their place. 25 I watched as these little wings plotted to rise up and take power. 26 One was raised up, but it immediately disappeared, 27 and then a second, but this one disappeared more quickly than the previous one. 28 I saw the two that were left plotting among themselves that they too should rule, 29 and while they were making their plans, one of the heads that had been at rest, the one in the middle, woke up. This one was bigger than the other two heads. 30 I saw how it formed a partnership with the two other heads, 31 and then how the head turned with those that were with it, and it ate the two little wings that had planned to rule. 32 Moreover, this head gained power over the whole earth and dominated those who lived on it, inflicting great distress. It had greater power over the whole world than all the wings that had gone before.

33 After all this, I watched as the middle head, just like the wings, suddenly disappeared. 34 There were two heads left, however, which also ruled over the earth and over those who live on it. 35 I looked and watched as the head on the right side devoured the one on the left. 36 I heard a voice saying to me, “Look in front of you and consider what you see.” 37 I looked and saw something like a lion being roused, roaring out of the forest. I heard how he spoke in a human voice and said to the eagle, 38 “Listen, you, and I will speak to you. The Most High says to you, 39 ‘Aren’t you the last of the four beasts that I made to rule in my world so that I might bring about the end of my times through them? 40 You, the fourth that has come, conquered all the beasts that came before you, ruling over the world with much terror and over the whole world with harsh oppression. You have lived in the world with deceit for so long! 41 You judged the earth, but not in truth, 42 for you have oppressed the meek and injured those who caused no unrest. You hated those who spoke the truth and loved liars. You destroyed the dwellings of those who bore fruit and tore down the walls of those who had done you no harm. 43 Your insolence has ascended to the Most High and your pride to the mighty one. 44 The Most High has reviewed his times. Look! They are finished, and his ages are complete. 45 Therefore, eagle, you must utterly vanish, you and your terrifying wings, your dreadful little wings and your evil heads, and your dreadful talons and all your worthless body. 46 Then the whole earth will be refreshed and restored, set free from your violence, and will hope for the judgment and mercy of him who made it.’”