The _______ WE ALL NEED RIGHT NOW!

There is no fucking we.

Every time something particularly BAD happens the TV station or ______ always says

... THE _______ WE NEED NOW

NO, NOT REALLY ... Couldn't give a flying monkey fuck about Venus Williams or tennis

As if the arbiters of consensus reality are inviting you to a WE IN THIS SHIT TOGETHER rally, and we all agree and we all require the same programming to process the emotional reaction that is equally manufactured.

I do not watch TV unless I visit my maternal unit for cigs and the same 12 anecdotes for the 100th time, but when I do I am always in awe of what TV world is up to. Thank Christ the internet world is not so prescribed.

Decades before NPC was coined I knew my biorents were both APATHS.

The Dobbsian pov would have all APATHS aka LUKEWARM folks eliminated. Even Yahweh agrees it is better to be a sociopathic dillhole.

The Christians pride themselves on being the folks the seculars will turn to when the shit goes down but c'mon man! Christians can't wait to bail. The Left Behind can't actually depend on Christ's Chosen because they are just MISSING selfish elitists.

No, you need metalheads. NO APATH METAL FOLK

WE. There is no WE. My people are the anti-tribe. My people don't identify with Network Values or Propaganda.

https://youtu.be/wdw2It8GIG8

_______ needs to watch Zeducation, Paul Watson, Doug Stanhope, Matthew Posa, Foresty Forest...

and

H I L D A

_______ needs Millenials to listen to

It needs a home for

It needs Redheads on Huffies

It needs MORE DRUGS.

Less Idiots.

Also Jesus.

Not Sunday morning Jesus but Nag Hammadi Jesus.

Do you see the mystery teachings of Christ Yeshua on TV?

No.

But above all else ______ needs SLACK.

If I have to explain it ...

NOW MORE THAN EVER

Sooner than later

Eventually Someday

Tony Robbins is a quadriplegic listening to ASMR while being Chyneez water tortured ...

But right after a botox injection the torturers did not know about.

Also it's 2049 and bionic prosthetics are really popular just like today's anime predicted.

And Anthony pretends to be in agony but secretly he thinks the anachronistic "torture" is kinda neat, like listening to Skinny Puppy via headphones in the dark while tripping on acid.

And he has recurring synesthesia episodes, usually brought on by a kind of scintillating scotoma, which is itself brought about by tapping on the third eye repeatedly.

And this time every time the drop hits his head a sparkly worm jerks and shimmers and makes that Tibeten horn sound.

And some smart ass splices into the ASMR a deep fake of Doug Stanhope talking about that time he put something somewhere when he was drunk but he now has the face of Sadie Sink, proving that the emergent synergy of two kewl things is not always Reese's af. Still better than Voice Cloning Sadie and her talking about putting something somewhere.

Tony members season four of Stranger Things and reckons they should just do a spin-off called MAX

MAX - Mental af after the death of her hesher bro she dumps the black fella and spiritually weds The Flayer, moves to Ithaca NY and founds NEO Theosophy. She meets the budding Antichrist and they open a Thai restaurant with an 80's theme, 93 is a bit early for nostalgia but there you go.

because that Millie B chic is not that hot or interesting.

Why does an 89 year old washed up motivational speaker even get botox injections? Dude's as wrinkly as he 'll ever be. Turns out, and they didn't know this for the first 30 years it was in use, that botox injections in the forehead eventually leads to psychic powers.

All the vanity jobs of the 2000's and 90's lead to a wave of Cleo's as they are called now.

And ole Antoine, he fought old age somethin fierce.

Long story short, he was not giving up the lotto numbers because the akashic records would not allow it, something any student of Cayce could have explained.

Tony's kidnappers were not too versed in esoterica, and were actually one of the few survivors of the Great Vax War.

He explained that he could not procure winning digits from the aether any more than he could shit gold.

"Listen, fellas, I used to preach to the masses about how you should and could go about being rich and or famous, and it was all bullshit. Not the techniques, the underlying premise. I appreciate your laziness in contrast, I mean on paper this scheme is easier than what I taught but..."

The kidnappers were barely able to accept the cogent words Tony was offering, the pro that he was. These idiots got 4th and 5th boosters which coincided with a phive jee rollout in they hood.

Oh this shit went beyond RNA stuff and nanobot stuff, these were full RC & GMO meatbots.

Tony was in-fact the leader of the resistance. The resistance was a faction of transhumanists that knew matter was secondary and sought God, while still maintaining that augmentation was a birthright and in no way blasphemous.

Tony is the incarnation of Dobbs, that should be obvious. More of a post-rebirth walk-in. Having your 3rd eye pried open tends to change one's values but not the ego, and the ego of Tony now wanted to teach the gospel of SLACK.

The guys controlling our kidnappers were OG Luminaughteez - the remnants of The Program that fused with the last monarchs. Yahweh had died in 2028 and is still rotting beneath the Vatican somewhere.

They did not actually need to win the lotto but were betting on how long Tony would last.

They were lazy but lazy does not equal slack. It's less about being and more about knowing, and using that knowing for the benefit of others; Dobbs and Tony were already at 90% overlap before the walk-in.

Tones and his robot limbs could have peeled out of the restraints at any moment but he wanted to see how far they would go.

"Just kidding guys, I can give you the numbers." He was lying. "Just stop this Sadie Stanhope mashup."

The water continued to drip.

"1,2,3,4,5,6"

"THAT IS UNLIKELY." one of the meatbots said in a monotone

"No, it only SEEMS unlikely, the numbers don't know seriality."

Tony was now bored and sat up, wiped his brow and removed the restraints.

His smile was so bright it blinded his captor dudes.

"Ya'll bored as I am yet?"

"Actually Tony we were just testing you, we want you to lead us but we needed to know if or how corruptible you are."

"Ok, but only if Stanhope's AI Avatar is in."

"He's sponsored by Popov Vodka."