Cat people VS Dog people
I'm not the first person to compare females to cats and males to dogs....
Certain humans LOVE THE CRITTERS...
But there is an affection, a devotion, to ONE species over another.
Cats are rather selfish.
Dogs are devotional.
It can come down to the individual critter, but, as with the humans, we can generalize.
A cat is a slut. It regards itself as a GOD; because it is cute and demands lovins. It can flit about from one space of luxury to another. The stupid cats end up feral.
A dog has a sense of worth beyond its cuteness.
A dog will rescue your corpse. A cat will start gnawing away.
A cat will shove its asshole in your face while you're trying to type your manifesto, step all over your keyboard.
A dog will yip at your shit.
A dog is a servant. It regards itself as a HELPER, because it is burly and assumes respect,
Critters. Regardless of species, it comes down to the critter and the human.
I'm a ferret person myself
If we must divide ourselves according to labels, I think associating to mammal metaphors is actually very appropriate and accurate.
I think my boy cat, SYLVESTER
Is worthy of lovins, even though he is a useless eater. Like human females that try to FIX certain males
I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY.
Sylvester rejects my beckoned lovins but gets in my shit when I want to be alone.
DUDE! ARE YOU A STUPID TWAT?
Yes, yes, he is.
Happy to pet and take care of a cat, but only dogs and ferrets are worthy.
Cats can go whore themselves out to cat people, shit on THEIR carpets...
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