MY PEOPLE TEST - MUSIC
When I was in jail there is one thing I jonsed for more than KIRAs hot bod
and bacon cheeseburgers
IT WAS MY MUSIC.
as you know, music can cater to ANY feeling you need: Rage, loneliness, melancholy, joy, triumph, nostalgia, romance, longing, peace ...
Music is also a great indicator of ones cultural or attitudinal affiliation.
I insist that METAL and CELTIC / PAGAN are the genres of THE CHOSEN. I have personally evolved from WASP
(Before you get all judgey about metal - The lead singer of WASP, who once sang about fucking like a beast, found Jesus, like any burned out sinner
and his conversion and subsequent music is quite powerful...
That post-prayer phone cap does not do justice to his voice as a born-again, so here is a produced jam
GOLGOTHA - https://youtu.be/lq5UQ8gWU-A
and CINDERELLA to INDUSTRIAL BLACK METAL.
So now I present my playlist to help identify MY PEOPLE. If you are into anything other than my music you are prolly ... well, ONLY God can determine if you are worthy of THE KINGDOM, but this will determine if you are WORTHY of my time and attention.
So, let's say if you like 70% or more of my stuff, we are fwenz. If not, go back to your gaytarded drivel.
One Christian who read this said ALL rock musicians have sold their soul for money and fame. What about other genres of music? What about ...
OH, of course, it is the POPULAR genre that sucks Satan's Cock - https://youtu.be/h9kiO43NN8M
My music is for people who wallow in rage and beauty and power ... mostly, mostly...
Folks may not get my NEW RELIGION or OCCULT PHYSICS but goshdarnit, we can ALL dis/agree on the emotional impact of music.
If you can make it through all my choice jams (and there are dozens I have left out presently and will add over time as memory serves ... ) UR SUPERKEWL!
One more thing, I actually don't give a shit about lyrics. I say if ur in it for the words ye might as well just go read poetry. As just shown, CHRISTIAN metal sounds just as brutal as ... I am all about THE FEELING. There are bands like TOOL and MECHINA that I relate to with the words but ... seriously half my bands are in a different language, like THY CATAFALQUE
...and it is so epic and beautiful, like WARDRUNA, coming up next
I'm super cereal you guys - https://youtu.be/hFlgT4dny4k
so cereal right now - https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ
REDUNDANCY POINT BECAUSE IT IS THAT GOOD
SKIPPING PEACHES - I diddled a gal to that at the bar one time but I don't care about the other jams
I know, like how do you go from INDUSTRIAL stuff to The Cranberries, that's just the range I have, you guys!
OMG - Iperyt is so good
MOKSH THE BAND ONLY HAD THAT ONE I WAS INTO ...
BUT FUCK ... Everything Alice In Chains did was perfection, tough choice
But DIRT got me through some shit
you are either still here, wishing i was ur END TIMES dj for a night of revelry or you are not reading this because ur all "METAL MAKES ME ANGRY"
no, you are angry, metal just helps you deal with it.
"I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS"
cuz it is Norwegian or Italian
Shit I forgot VORTEX, Fuck
OK, so in like 2007 I was watching MTV and there was an ad for headbangers ball or something, and this thing with Dimmu came up, and it showed Simen here
and that is when i fell in LOVE with metal again
This is the fucking shit and if you don't get it then you are a useless pussy and need to depart from this planet and my existence
Can't WAIT to meet MY PEOPLE!!!
Ha! You didn't see this one coming.
letting you down easy