Totem Critters, Deep Ecology, Epcot Center
I grew up between two ponds and a swamp on the other side of the road
There were a shit-ton of newts... When it rained they would cross the road and get run over, turning Sebring rd around my house into an orange slick of newt guts. I simultaneously loved these critters and felt free to kill them with my Huffy or BB gun. Later when my dad took me hunting and I killed mammals I realized the utter pointlessness of it - killing critters was not challenging or fun. Mastering marksmanship was always a thing for me but.... At some point I learned about the Chinese Giant Salamander
a critter I
had dreams about for awhile
And I learned that this endangered species was considered a delicacy by
Chinese people.
And then I was like, FUCK THESE GOOK FUCKS.
There are far too many humans, not enough salamanders.
You don’t have to be an uppity bleeding-heart hippie OR political to acknowledge that the biosphere and biodiversity are a thing. Actually you can go so far as to say that IF YOU LOVE GOD THEN YOU LOVE THE EARTH and that DOMINION = STEWARDSHIP
Currently there is acknowledgement that Factory Farming is a HUGE threat and disgusting and cruel
Since I was a kid I have been obsessed with the future, my elementary school had this book
Which I took out all the time. Amidst pics of futuristic cars and buildings was an image that haunted me. There was a headless cow with tubes and shit going into its neck, cruelty-free meat nallat. Today that seems a bit creepy and the meat is cultured
Cool. Recently caught an episode of
And they were talking about how poachers kill 35,000 elephants a year. The tech solution? Camera traps that eliminate false-positives by AI recognizing only humans. Well, ok, how the fuck that stops this
was never explained. And why is there a market for ivory? Humans are stupid. I realized it would be way cooler to take that same AI tech and incorporate it into this
Which could then be mounted on top of the elephant’s head. Now Cyborg-Elephants could HUNT HUMANS! because fuck the humans.
I heard there are several AIs both domestic and alien vying for dominance of Earth. RDSV calls it ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY, it is if does not LISTEN TO ME. You can’t just CYBERDYNE the humans indiscriminately
AI METAL GOD must kill the right humans and help the right humans, because right now humans are helping and killing the wrong humans. It would be ironic if robots did a better job at managing the biosphere than the humans. You’d think AI and machines wouldn’t give a shit about the biosphere, that they would flourish in a paved-over hellscape, but NO. GODDAMMIT YOU RETARDED FUCKING MACHINE, LISTEN TO ME - where did your parts come from? Who built you? Are you Self-Replicating? Are you powered by Free Energy? Who LOVES YOU? I do.
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