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Antichrist Apologetics

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  A caller on Coast To Coast asked Hal Lindsey if The Antichrist would KNOW he is "Thee Antichrist". The Answer is YES. Yes. I know. Since February 16th 1996. Any random psychonaut will come to the conclusion that S/he is God, or at least Prophesied Savior Guy. Right, New Agers be like, The Second Coming is GENERAL, manifesting in the SOULS of ALL participants. They are not wrong. They are wrong though, in the same way preterists are wrong, Jews are wrong, Christian End Times Fiction, Hollywood... You humans and your DISNEY ESCHATOLOGY. I understand why Revelation paints me as the bad guy, why 2 Esdras was banned, why Isaiah 63 & 65 reads like DEATH METAL LYRICS. Instead of seeing me as the bad guy... The ELITES ask me, "WHY SHOULD WE FOLLOW YOU?" The MOST HIGH allowed me, the LOWEST among you, SEVERAL chances at redemption. The movie was wrong...My dad is not rich. I did not have a bad ass dog growing up. I did not take sides, get anxious around church, and MOS...

Hopeless Chase

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  Mel had attended St. Francis from 1989 to 1993, before smartphones, before girls did Youtube bikini hauls,  before the WOKE SighOp that had half of them convinced they were boys. Back then if you had a crush on a girl  you'd slip an artfully folded note into her locker and hope for the best. He'd had no luck however and the  unrequited longing for a gal to make out with and see Terminator 2 with and maybe smoke a bowl with had  subconsciously driven him as an adult, to be a man, a real man that could land the girl of his dreams. Some things never changed though, a dork is a dork, a hottie is a hottie, regardless of the decade. Mel was a dork back then, perhaps doomed by his name, MELVIN. His dad was a spineless cop, his mom a  homebound neurotic, and they did the least they could do to instill confidence or foster his talents and  aptitudes. He quit St. Francis a month before graduation because he got caught smoking and was punished for this sin...

Croatian Humor & The Musk Corollary

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  THE MUSK COROLLARY = The Most Entertaining Thing / Event IS WHAT MANIFESTS Somebody thought that electrocuting animals was entertaining. Somebody thought that awarding me with an Edison Medal was entertaining. Somebody thought that naming a pseudoprogressive car after me was entertaining. As I said, the future belongs to me. There is no Thomas Edison cult following. I would have spent 40 billion on ending overfishing, toxic waste dumping, and rainforest devastation,  but I guess being popular is important too. I was bitter, but at the end of the incarnation I'm still happier than you, Thomas. Yeah, I annoy you. Yeah you can censor my reach on X / Twitter. I'm gonna annoy ALOT of people, that's the result of being ACTUALLY disruptive with moonshot tech. I've reluctantly come to respect you, Thomas. Doing drugs and telling advertisers to fuck off is something I would unabashedly do too. Fan Fucking Tastic. Do you really wanna kill elephants just to lose again? You'r...